cHERRY MixmUs Whake

[Dianne]

People must think I am inclined to drinking. Again I received this recipe from several different sources this morning.
I will be baking it tonight:
Best Xmas Cake Recipe

Preparation time: one day Number of servings: Just
one 1

INGREDIENTS

1 cup water 4 large eggs 1 tsp. baking soda
gallon Whiskey 1 tsp. salt 1 cup sugar

2 cups dried fruit 1/2 cup chopped nuts

INSTRUCTIONS ARE VERY IMPORTANT..FOLLOW CAREFULLY

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Try whiskey again to be sure it's the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add
1 tsp. sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. If
the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
drewscriver. Sample the whiskery to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2
cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the
lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or
something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to
350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out the
window. Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed -- who the heck likes fruitcake anyway

CHERRY MIXMAS
DiANNe..methinks

[Currmudgeon]

I'll drink to that!

[GSDnut]

Dianne (or whoever you think I am),

I hev just forrowed yor re (hic!) resip abuve and founded it ver (Hic!) very nice.
I wud lik to reci (hic) recite a poem for you...

Startle Startle Little Twink. I am not as Peed as Drunkle think. I am not Under the affluence of incohol, though many thinkle peep I am! Good Consternoon Afterble.

(Hic!)

John